When Mom Wants Sex Advice

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/bangtown/2010/03/29/when-mom-wants-sex-advice/

Over the weekend, I decided to spend time with my mom.

We were having a good time, until she asked me a strange question.

“What can I do to spice up my love life?”

Really? My first thought was to ignore her question. I mean, this is mother and father. I don’t even want to think about them having sex. (Shivering at the mental image)

Then I thought, what would Dan Savage do? He’d answer the question. Granted, I’m no Dan Savage. But Mom knows that I spend a good part of my day writing and thinking about sex. So, I decided to offer her some advice.

All long term relationships lose that luster some times. So, in order to keep things exciting, you have to think out of the box.