VANITY FAIR runs a super-positive piece about Secretary Clinton, by Jonathan Alter

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“Woman of the World: In her ninth year as America’s most admired woman, Hillary Clinton is dealing with radical change across the globe, as well as trying to transform U.S. diplomacy on the nuts-and-coffee level. But despite the secretary of state’s punishing pace-half a million miles in her Boeing 757-and the complex relationship between her and President Obama, Clinton seems clear about what she can (and can’t) accomplish, and, as Jonathan Alter reports, her friends are clear about something else: Madam Secretary is in her element”:

“For most of her thousands of hours in the air, Hillary changes out of her trademark pantsuit (yellow is her favorite color for clothes and in the décor of her homes) into a fleece top and sweats. Meals consist largely of fruit and vegetables (she has a special taste for hot peppers) and maybe a scotch or Bloody Mary. ‘Don’t bring me the dessert!’ she loudly tells the flight attendants only moments before sauntering into the staff cabin, brownie already in hand: ‘I know-I’ve been bad.’ Occasional cupcakes with candles are also exempt because Hillary is religious about observing staff birthdays. She resists movies (despite a weakness for anything with Meryl Streep, especially Out of Africa), reads yet more briefing papers than she’s already consumed in Washington, scans news on an iPad, and sometimes manages a few pages of a mystery, but mostly she sleeps, without any pills, often right through landing. ‘If she couldn’t sleep most of the way,’ says Philippe Reines, … ‘she wouldn’t be able to function.’
“When she travels, Hillary manages to be simultaneously remote from the media(joint press conferences with foreign ministers are limited to two questions for each) and accessible to the public. Unless a crisis obliterates her schedule, she routinely subjects herself to what Reines infelicitously calls ‘townterviews,’ a combination of university town meeting and television interview featuring a group of effusive local journalists, students, and faculty. The format allows her to promote civil society and human rights without getting in the face of the country’s leaders. Often a questioner will refer to her in fractured English as ‘President Clinton.’ In Asia, this can be especially mortifying for the shy audience. She’ll cheerfully reply ‘I wish!’ or ‘Almost!’ to disarm the situation, before going on to explain how her serving in the government of the man who defeated her is a sign of democracy’s strength. Almost every trip includes meeting with leading women from local NGOs, many of whom line up to tell Hillary with what little English they can muster how inspirational she has been to their efforts.”

 

Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools

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Party on, CU-Boulder!

According to Playboy, the University of Colorado at Boulder is the No. 1 party school in America, followed by Penn State and Arizona State.

Last year’s top party school, the University of Texas-Austin, came in fifth this year.

The rocking-est schools were picked by Playboy‘s editors, who considered feedback from readers, students, alumni, campus representatives and others. They also looked at factors like male-female ratios on campus, academics, athletic records and proximity to recreational hot spots in compiling the list.

The rankings will be published in Playboy‘s May edition, which will also note the top schools in categories like “most coveted dorm room,” “hottest sorority” and more.

Click the link above to see the full list.

Why Is Michelle Obama Channeling Jackie O?

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Why did Barbara Walters nominate Michelle Obama as the most fascinating person of the year? Lisa Nuss double checked the transcript–and the first lady’s first year–and couldn’t find a reason.

Editor’s Note: The following is a commentary. The opinions expressed are those of the author and not necessarily the views of Women’s eNews.

(WOMENSENEWS)–During Barbara Walters’ interview with Michelle Obama last month, I never heard Walters say why she chose the first lady as the most fascinating person of the year.

I dug up the transcript, watched the video and confirmed that Walters never said why.

Michelle Obama did a lot that was fascinating before 2009.

After bootstrapping her way to an elite college and law school where she was outspoken about racism, she left corporate law for high-profile policy work in politics and health care and won a powerful corporate board position.

All the while she battled her husband to pick up his slack on the parenting and insisted on her own demanding career after his election to the U.S. Senate. She told Vogue in 2007, “The days I stay home with my kids without going out, I start to get ill.” She said she loved her work challenges “that have nothing to do with my husband and children.”

Am I the only one who misses that formidable woman?

She began slipping from public view during the primary when her negative ratings–spurred by media portrayals of her as angry and vehement–threatened Barack’s campaign. She has yet to re-emerge.

She was nowhere to be seen during her national interview with Walters. It was as if the opinionated Michelle has been packed away somewhere in the China Room, a la “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”

Click the link (above) to read more.

The 20 Most Exciting Pilots of the Upcoming TV Season

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Pilot season is upon us, with upwards of 80 new series being filmed for the five major networks. Not nearly all of them will make it to air next fall; some because they’re just no good, many others because they don’t fit the networks needs, tone, or audience. We’ve taken a close look at all the pilots in production, talked to insiders, and read the scripts to suss out the twenty most exciting and intriguing ones, and then handicapped their chances of success. On the list you’ll find much to look forward to, including hipster chicks, stewardesses, Lost alums, gospel choirs, magical cops, NYPD, Playboy bunnies, and, of course, James van der Beek. And since no honest survey of any pilot season would be complete without some skepticism, we’ve also included the five pilots we’re most excited about for all the wrong reasons. (Poe, the detective! Don Johnson, the aging hairdresser! Bosom Buddies, the sequel!) Take a look.

Google Buys Green Parrot Pictures To Boost Quality Of YouTube Uploads

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Google (NSDQ: GOOG) has purchased Green Parrot Pictures, a small Irish company that has built video quality technology used in big films, such as Lord of the Rings and Spider-Man. In a blog post, Google says it hopes to use Green Parrot’s technology to improve the quality of amateur clips uploaded on YouTube.

From the blog post:

Take, for example, videos of recent protests in Libya. Although emotionally captivating, they can be jerky, blurry or unsteady. What if there was a technology that could improve the quality of such videos—sharpening the image, reducing visual noise and rendering a higher-quality, steadier video—all while your video is simply being uploaded to the site? You can imagine how excited we were when we discovered a small, ambitious company based in Ireland that can do exactly this.

This is the latest Google acquisition intended to boost YouTube. Just last week, the company purchased webisode syndicator Next New Networks.

 

The Search for Ingredients to Replicate Silicon Valley

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With the rocketing valuations of social media companies, there is again hope that our economy can compete globally. The hope belies a sobering reality. Governments cannot create or even know what will be the next great entrepreneurial success. The Web’s latest hits show the pitfalls of such efforts.

Facebook, Groupon andTwitter are successes backed by venture capital at an early stage.

These companies had a timely idea, but entrepreneurial efforts and vision may have carried them to fortune. It was not just the founders, but advisers, employees and other companies that helped stir this creative spirit. Investors and advisers like lawyers exist side by side with gaggles of venture capital-financed companies and their most important resource: talented, innovative employees.

These networks have been a crucial driving force for venture capital. There are few successful venture capital communities in the United States. Silicon Valley is the one everyone knows, but Austin, Tex., and Boston are also prominent. Other emerging venture capital communities are in Boulder, Colo.; Chicago; and New York.

But all of these are organically created communities.

What causes their creation is debated. Some theorists will say that military spending in the Silicon Valley area combined with two large research institutions and corporate spinoff technology from companies like Xerox’s legendary Palo Alto Research Center created a critical mass that spurred formation of the venture capital funds and lured the people who innovate.

Daniel Senor and Saul Singer recently wrote “Start-up Nation,” a book about Israel, the only country that has created a venture capital network to rival Silicon Valley. They attribute Israel’s success to its military and the requirement that all citizens serve a period of service. The maturity and entrepreneurial nature of the military combined with an influx of Russian émigrés created Israel’s venture capital network.

 

 

 

 

Twitter Was Act One

http://www.vanityfair.com/business/features/2011/04/jack-dorsey-201104

The tale of Twitter begins in 1984, in the bedroom of an eight-year-old boy in downtown St. Louis.

Little Jack Dorsey was obsessed with maps of cities. He papered his walls with maps from magazines, transit maps, maps from gas stations. His parents had resisted joining the emigration to the suburbs, and their shy, skinny son supported them by becoming a passionate proponent of city life. He was mesmerized by locomotives, police cars, and taxis. He would drag his younger brother Danny to nearby rail yards, where they waited just to videotape a passing train.

When their father brought home the family’s first computer that year—an IBM PC Jr.—Jack immediately took to it. He had a talent for both math and art, and began to design his own maps using a graphics program. Soon, he taught himself programming to learn how to make little dots—representing trains and buses—scoot around the maps. He spent hours listening to police and ambulance radio frequencies, then plotted the emergency vehicles as they moved toward an accident or a hospital. As he evolved into a talented teenage programmer, he came to an oddly poetic view of this precise, orderly urban grid. “I wanted to play with how the city worked, so I could see it,” Dorsey recalls.

His obsession with cities—and with programming—never abated. By early 2006, having dropped out of N.Y.U. and bouncing between jobs, he found himself working for a San Francisco software start-up called Odeo, which was going nowhere. One day he proposed an idea to his boss based on a notion that Dorsey had been noodling over for years. He was fascinated by the haiku of taxicab communication—the way drivers and dispatchers succinctly convey locations by radio. Dorsey suggested that his company create a service that would allow anyone to write a line or two about himself, using a cell phone’s keypad, and then send that message to anyone who wanted to receive it. The short text alert, for him, was a way to add a missing human element to the digital picture of a pulsing, populated city.

Odeo’s Evan Williams embraced the idea, and named the 29-year-old Dorsey the founding C.E.O. of a new company, Twitter. The rest has become a peculiarly prominent part of Internet history. Twitter, celebrating its fifth anniversary, is now one of the signature social platforms of our day, drawing 200 million users. Google, Microsoft, and Facebook have all reportedly been vying to buy the company for more than $8 billion. And Twitter is so central to modern culture that when popular uprisings swept through the Middle East this year many of the protesters coordinated their movements by tweeting. Indeed, Dorsey’s invention is helping transform communication and political life across the globe.

A Declaration of Cyber-War

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2011/04/stuxnet-201104

All over Europe, smartphones rang in the middle of the night. Rolling over in bed, blinking open their eyes, civilians reached for the little devices and, in the moment of answering, were effectively drafted as soldiers. They shook themselves awake as they listened to hushed descriptions of a looming threat. Over the next few days and nights, in mid-July of last year, the ranks of these sudden draftees grew, as software analysts and experts in industrial-control systems gathered in makeshift war rooms in assorted NATO countries. Government officials at the highest levels monitored their work. They faced a crisis which did not yet have a name, but which seemed, at first, to have the potential to bring industrial society to a halt.

A self-replicating computer virus, called a worm, was making its way through thousands of computers around the world, searching for small gray plastic boxes called programmable-logic controllers—tiny computers about the size of a pack of crayons, which regulate the machinery in factories, power plants, and construction and engineering projects. These controllers, or P.L.C.’s, perform the critical scut work of modern life. They open and shut valves in water pipes, speed and slow the spinning of uranium centrifuges, mete out the dollop of cream in each Oreo cookie, and time the change of traffic lights from red to green.

Although controllers are ubiquitous, knowledge of them is so rare that many top government officials did not even know they existed until that week in July. Several major Western powers initially feared the worm might represent a generalized attack on all controllers. If the factories shut down, if the power plants went dark, how long could social order be maintained? Who would write a program that could potentially do such things? And why?

As long as the lights were still on, though, the geek squads stayed focused on trying to figure out exactly what this worm intended to do. They were joined by a small citizen militia of amateur and professional analysts scattered across several continents, after private mailing lists for experts on malicious software posted copies of the worm’s voluminous, intricate code on the Web. In terms of functionality, this was the largest piece of malicious software that most researchers had ever seen, and orders of magnitude more complex in structure. (Malware’s previous heavyweight champion, the Conficker worm, was only one-twentieth the size of this new threat.) During the next few months, a handful of determined people finally managed to decrypt almost all of the program, which a Microsoft researcher named “Stuxnet.” On first glimpsing what they found there, they were scared as hell.

4chan’s Chaos Theory

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At 11 on a December morning, Gregg Housh, a 34-year-old computer engineer from Boston and an Internet activist associated with Anonymous—the loosely affiliated organization of hackers whom the media has variously called “domestic terrorists,” “an Internet hate machine,” and “the dark heart of the Web”—takes my call as he is preparing to make an appearance on CNN. “You’re the 35th media person to call me this morning!” Housh booms in jubilant tones, noting I am not from “England or Australia,” like many of the others. Though Housh disavows any illegal activity himself, he expresses surprise that he hasn’t heard from the F.B.I., which is currently looking to capture patriotic and well-intentioned Internet heroes such as he—ones who might have knowledge of how, exactly, the Web sites of MasterCard, Visa, and PayPal were brought down after they shut off any donations to WikiLeaks processed through their organizations. “The government knows where I am if they want to find me,” he says. “I’m here!” That’s more than can be said for most members of Anonymous, who are, appropriately enough, staying anonymous, hiding their I.P. addresses in Internet Relay Chat rooms and posting under deadpanned handles like Coldblood and Tux, the latter a possible shorthand for the group’s logo, which features a man in a tuxedo, sans head.

In the past couple of months, though, this group—previously best known for wearing Guy Fawkes masks and cavorting to techno music in front of Scientology churches while holding up signs that say things like honk if you are driving a car and don’t worry, we’re from the internet—has become very famous indeed. The “hacktivist” drama would end, or at least pause, with an international manhunt for 40 teenagers and twenty-somethings by the F.B.I. and the London Metropolitan Police at the end of January, with search warrants executed and computers seized. But before Christmas, they were just trying to defend Julian Assange, their brother in “haxx,” who was in jail in England awaiting extradition on possibly trumped-up charges of sex crimes (women’s rights, in this group, not being a prime subject), while several companies had shut off the nutrients WikiLeaks needs for survival—not only financial ones but also server space and domains. (WikiLeaks had to register on the Web with the Swiss Pirate Party.)

That was not cool. Anonymous needed to take care of that. “Corporations should not bow to government pressure,” explains Housh. “Government is supposed to be there to do simple things to make people happy, and that’s all.” Bam! On December 8 they shut down MasterCard for 37 hours. Blam! Visa down, for 12 hours. Zop! PayPal … well, it didn’t go down except for the blog, but at least Anonymous’s attacks made the site run a lot slower. They also shut down the sites of a Swiss bank, Senator Joe Lieberman (after he prodded Amazon to kick WikiLeaks off its system), and the Swedish prosecutor investigating Assange’s alleged sex crimes. “Freedom of expression is priceless,” Anonymous crowed on their Twitter page. “For everything else, there’s MasterCard.”

Nickelodeon Announces ‘iCarly’/’Victorious’ TV Movie Date, Adds ‘Friends,’ Animated Fare And TeenNick Block

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Nickelodeon is announcing today during its upfront in New York that it has set a date for the original TV movie fusing two of its biggest live-action hits, iCarly and Victorious. The movie, iParty with Victorious, is set to premiere June 10 and kick off a summer of more than 100 new episodes of the network’s live-action series. The new shows set to debut in that stretch are Supah Ninja and Bucket & Skinner’s Epic Adventures. The network also has greenlighted a pair of CG-animated series, Robot & Monster and a reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as part of a push to add 450 new episodes of animated programming over the next three years.

Elsewhere in the Nick universe, nighttime block Nick at Nite will add Friends to its lineup in September and the comedy Yes, Dear in 2012. Meanwhile, the TeenNick will add a nighttime block, The 90s Are All That!, which will feature shows from Nick’s library including Rugrats and Kenan & Kel and run from midnight-2 AM ET beginning in the fall (the network cites the popularity of its “Old Nickelodeon” Facebook page as fuel for the move).