SILVIO BERLUSCONI isn’t comfortable with English. Brett Ratner, I’m guessing, hasn’t mastered Italian. What a pity. They’d probably get along like a palazzo on fire.
They could thumb-wrestle for first dibs to hit on the cocktail waitress. Collaborate on an Italian-English dictionary of homophobic slurs. Maybe shoot a movie: “Rush Hour 4: Silvio Drives Italy Off a Cliff.” Can’t you just see him, taut face behind the wheel of a Lamborghini tumbling toward the Adriatic? Unless, that is, Ratner got a better product-placement deal from Toyota. Then Berlusconi would have to plummet in a Prius.
Neither man is riding so high right now, after a week in which Berlusconi agreed to let go of the Italian government and Ratner surrendered the Oscars, which he was supposed to help produce. And there’s undeniable satisfaction in that.